Installing a Husband

Installing a husband

Dear Tech Support,

Last year, I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as

Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as

NBA 5.0,

NFL 3.0 and

Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and HouseCleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate.

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DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind,

Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.HTML, try to download Tears 6.2, and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If those applications work as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.

Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. This is an unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck!

Tech Support

Windows 7 back to discussion

I have little problem with Win 7 after long in sleep mode, your internet browsers starts to respond to your requests slowly. You have to wait about 15 minutes to let your PC ready after sleep mode. Hmm I guess, Win 7 tries to refresh all the memory cells with data after being sleeping for a while.

I've come to an approach to use Win 7 64 bit, until now, no problem at all with my laptop AMD Athlon X2 with 3GB of RAM. To me no significant effects could be seen between 3GB RAM and 4GB of RAM, the performance still the same, but one big changes I felt with my laptop when booted with one core of processor, all icons and desktops loaded much faster as compared to 32 bit edition where I have to enable all cores to be booted up. So those who have 3GB RAM, don't worry, your laptop will be stable and no significant impact to the system if you use 64 bit version of Windows 7.

Language is my thing

Some may say why keep on using other language when there is Bahasa Melayu, to me I can speak both languages and my choice preferably to speak in English, when people ask me in English, I have to revert in English, If people ask me in Malay, I will speak in malay, it's not about you are forgetting your roots as a Malay and that makes we as Malay too ego with our language when it's clearly when you out there to survive and seek for jobs, you will need English, unless you want to stay unemployed all the time, yes you can speak malay, or you want to open your own company who required the staff to possesses Malay only. Don't be frogs in the shell, you only thinking of yourself, try to think from different perspectives, you always converse in Malay with your parents, why don't you change a little bit by having English as part of it, with your friends maybe. We know Malay are lacking with English because some are 'way too good' to learn and some don't even realize that they need help with their English. Frankly speaking, I am not what I am now, I used to have bad English till secondary school, but I trained myself to good in English, obviously it's not a crime.

Don't criticize base on your emotions, emotions will draws you down and makes implies really different things towards you. If you think that you are so good then just let other people with their language, they don't even ask you to teach them to speak, why do you so bothered about others way of speak? Just sit there and do you own things, don't bother about others.

Malay are far way at the back compared to other races, because we are lazy, shy to speak in English, thinking better than others when achieved glory. Please stop thinking and acting like that. We as Malay are very creative actually but we seldom expressed our creativity. Malay could be a great race after all as compared to others like those days, all Malays are educated and yet the possesses English in their life. So think out of the box. Don't judge people who just don't have any relation with your emotions.

Thoughts of unforgivable stupid arguments

People sometimes gets too happy when someone apologizes to them, even encourage them more to write and tell the whole world that he makes someone's apologizes to him. To me, when we do wrong, we apologizes [it's not a problem at all], don't be a person who does something wrong by hurting friends but don't know how to apologizes to people and act snobbishly and do nothing wrong in front of other people. If you think you are good enough, I'm sure people will give their trust not at certain arguments that makes you so big, and what I mean as a whole, not just a stupid arguments and needs bunch of your social network friends to support you. They just don't know how hypocrite you are. Saying things differently in front of others. Please ensure that next time when you do something wrong, you apologizes, as what I did to you, then you can call yourself as an educated person, don't act like you an educated person when it's totally sake for your 'showoff'. I know how show off you can be, and the people that acts goody in front of you is the one who talking about you at the back. Just don't be so comfortable of the 'achievements' you got today. Tomorrow may not be as good as today.

The more I sustain my calmness, the one who is nearest to me starts to breach that border, he thinks that when he talks, people don't even give a word of what his talking, and he think that good enough to become irrespective to other people, just remember! don't be so comfortable now or you may end up people talking about you at the back and start backstabbing you. You think you are so damn intelligent, so act intelligently to know more about your friends, when you play jokes, people laugh at it, but when it comes to other people, you starts judging. Where the hell you think you learn that? Do you think it is perfectly intelligent for you?

Damn fucking jack-ass..fucker.....I've long waited to write this kind of thing about you. And again, an educated person approaches people mannerly to say that they are wrong, but to post at social networking websites plus in the wall, that so not educated anymore, go ahead with your pretending, people will see your true color one day..

Life as a student

Becoming a student is not that hard and not that easy, I have to endure everyday problem such as friends, lecturers, and even financial is burdening me. The greatest part is when all your allowance is spend just for what you have committed. No spare room for enjoying or even buying your favourite clothes.

Your family can’t support you much especially your married brother or sister, if they can, that is good enough for you and not me. I have a problem to seek financial help from my siblings, expecting from previous experience I had gone through, its a fucking history I wont not remember.

Sometimes I also grateful of what I had gone through now, you know the way I think is far more different from my same age friends, I am more calculative and sensitive of what I am going to do, think of everything and the consequences of each act I take. Learn how to appreciate things that I got now.